Stand-in Man

Cannonball, love is a silly little cannonball

Crashing through your kitchen floor

Right down on me

Duty calls, it never really matters who you call

Don't tell me you'd risk it all for little old me

If I was in your shoes, sonny

Forget about that

I believe, I believe I wouldn't know what to do

If I was in your shoes, honey

I'd call my name in the middle of the night

I heard a lot about you, hope you're doing alright

Your man is out of town

You know I come around when you need me

I'm a stand-in man

Holding hands in the holiday light

Must be Montenegro, my girly looks nice

I'm dancing down your hall

I'm always on call if you need me

I'm a stand-in man

Chastity, you got me screaming out for chastity

Please no more, your majesty

I'm on my knees

If I was in your shoes, sonny

Forget about that

I believe, I believe I wouldn't know what to do

If I was in your shoes, honey

Look at the moon, you know in heaven

Babe, there ain't no rules, grab a hand, go

Running with the fools

You can't get done for cheating

When you're dreaming, baby

Yeah, it's alright if they love you

They'll know what you like

Nothing wrong with a decent appetite

If that's what you're needing

Then you need it, baby, yeah

Everyone needs a drop of rain

Everybody needs a little pain

Or someone to wait

When you need me, come and see me

Just call my name in the middle of the night

Heard a lot about you, hope you're doing alright

Your man is out of town

You know I come around when you need me

I'm a stand-in man

We're holding hands in the holiday light

Must be Montenegro, my girly looks nice

I'm dancing down your hall

I'm always on call if you need me

I'm a stand-in man

A stand-in man, baby

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

A stand-in man, baby

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

When you need me, I'm a stand-in man

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

I'm a stand-in man, baby

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

I'm a stand-in man

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

When you need me, I'm a stand-in man

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

I'm a stand-in man, baby

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

I'm a stand-in man, baby

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

When you need me, I'm a stand-in man

(I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man

I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man

I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man

I'm a stand-in man, I'm a stand-in man)

I'm a stand-in man