Background: Hey guys! This one was really fun. My best friend was telling me about something he wrote that triggered an idea, so I decided to prank him with the lyrics to 5SOS' "She's Kinda Hot." The fact that I'm bi partnered with my anxiety disorder made it pretty convincing. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Him: I just wrote a bitchin haiku

Me: My girlfriend's bitching cause I always sleep in

Him: Bad

Me: She's always screaming when she's calling her friends

Him: Don't do that

Me: She's kinda hot though

Me: My shrink keeps telling me I've got crazy dreams

*no response*

Me: Dude

Him: Dude

Me: She's also saying I have low self esteem ????

Him: I didn't know you saw a therapist

Me: Yeah

Me: She's kinda hot though

Him: Then you should probably stop seeing her if you think she's hot

Me: She won't get out of my head

Him: That's a good reason to find another therapist

Me: She's kinda hot though ????

Me: Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane

Him: ...

Me: My neighbor said I've got bad brains so idk

Him: A therapist is supposed to help you not make you feel insane

Me: I'm alright though

Me: She put me on meds

Him: Therapists can't give meds

Him: Must be a psychiatrist

Me: Hey can I ask you somethin

Him: You can ask anything but I might not give a serious answer

Me: Have you ever heard Five Seconds Of Summer's "She's Kinda Hot?"

Him: No

Me: Look up the lyrics

Him: Fuck you

Him: Fuck off

Him: I'm blocking you until next Sunday

Me: Noooo what can I do

Me: Shit you actually blocked me