Intro: Hey guys! I haven't done one of these in a while but I'm back. One of my friends hadn't been answering my texts in a while, so I thought it would be beneficial to grab his attention in some way. And this is the way I chose.

Me: Do you wanna build a snowman

Him: Fuck yourself in the ass with a knife

Me: Do you wanna hang out in some snow

Me: Because I can't find anyone to help me with all this fucking snow

Him: Do it yourself you're a big girl

Me: Am I though

Me: Do you wanna ride a scooter bike?

Me: Maybe, idk

Him: Xd

Me: Do you wanna build a snowman

Me: (Hint give a one-word answer)

Me: (It rhymes with snow)

Him: Fuck yoy

Me: Noooooo