Hey baby, won't you let me in
I got a six of beer and a bottle of gin
I could show you a good time
I could show you a good, good time

I don't think so
You're not my type
The only thing you'll be kissing is the ass I wipe
I wouldn't fuck you if you were me
I wouldn't fuck you
Heh heh heh

Who's askin' you [bitch?]
[???]
[???]
[???]

Maybe I misjudged you, you're so nice
I think I'd like to fit you into my schedule tonight
Won't you come inside, [???] to do
I just might like it rough, you want to screw

You're the one
You're the one I dream of
You're the one
You're the one I dream of
So I got in bed and I undo my pants
I pull myself out of my [???]
I think of you
I think of you and I start to
Start to, start to, start to
Start to come

Come here baby, it feels real good
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself
No one pleases me the way I please myself