[Intro]
I'm in love, I'm in love with a dog named Pookie
Pookie, Pookie, Pookie, Pookie, Pookie

[Verse 1]
Now the old is new
Now that one and one is two
I think of thee and start to spew
I don't wanna cum inside of you

[Chorus]
Now I touch your lips
Now I mount your hips
Now I read your mind
Your slimy hind, sublime!

[Post-Chorus]
I'm feeling the peeling, mind reeling
I race unto the plague
I'll bring you a big coat of butter
To slick your dead dick way
I'm in love with a dead dog

[Verse 2]
Paw in fist, we stalk through the
Rutabaga garden
We've been to the clinic
We know our love is clean
[Chorus]
We're walking together but
We fill up separately
We share a cheese ball
We just do it all

[Post-Chorus]
The butter so bitter, the shitter
Well it gapes vacantly
The higher the litter, the shitter
Has justly righted three

[Spoken over guitar solo]
Oh, you are such a little cutie. Come here, let me take you for a pull down the stairs. Okay, Pookie, let's go for a little walk outside, you little rascal. I just love your matted fur. You're looking so nice today! Okay, come on, down the driveway. Oh look, it's a beautiful day! Looks like acid rain. Oh, look, it's Mrs. Morgan, hung her up on the fence three days ago, isn't she a cutie? Ha ha ha. Oh, oh Pookie, Pookie look out! Don't get too close to the road, Pookie! Oh Pookie, don't let me pick you up and throw you into the road, uh-oh Pookie! Oh my God! Pookie look out for that gigantic, uncontrollable, whirling death machine! Oh no!

[Verse 3]
You begin to bore me
With your breath like rubber
You scream, "Don't stop"
I hope you don't pop

[Outro]
I'm in love, with a shove, meaty glove