[Verse 1]
We're the Morality Squad
Armed with the wrath of God
My name is Granbo
And here's my holy hot-rod
Freedom to all the people
Brave, true, and strong
Freedom for all the people
Unless I think you're wrong!

[Chorus]
Blasphemy!
Rapist mentality!
Teen suicide!
Necro-bestial anal butt sex!
Ooh!

[Verse 2]
I got a couple of friends here
Trained by the CIA
Special agent here
To blow you the hell away!
GWAR, you're the worst
I'll put an end to you
You're even grosser than 2 Live Crew
[Chorus: Edna P. Granbo & Corporal Punishment]
My grandson's a super hero
Just back from the war in Iraq
Well my name is Corporal Punishment
I wanna scratch yer back
My nephew Tiny
A hundred tons of man!
[Roars]

[Outro: Announcer]
That's right folks, tonight at the massive Puke-O-Plex organized death arena!
We've got Granbo! Granbo! Granbo! And the Morality Squad!
Versus those Scumdogs of the Universe, GWAR!
See the nuclear-powered, 4-wheel drive Wheelchair of Death!
See the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu!
Get your tickets now now now now now!
It's awesome!
Be there, be there, be there, be there, be there, be there, be there...