[Intro: Sleazy P. Martini]
Ladies and gentlemen
This is the band of the past, the band of the present, the band of the future
The band that's gonna shove heavy metal so far up your fuckin' ass
You're gonna shit molten lead for a year
All the way from Antarctica
GWAR!
Now
Time to bring out the lucky contest winner
All the way from Schenectady, New York
Here he is, Melvin Fleebish!
Blothar, show him what he's won!

[Verse 1]
Here's a little song from a god to a slave
I never should have been lеt out the fucking microwave
I'm on this planet, I'm running amok
I should givе a shit but I don't give a fuck, no!
Since I was a Scumdog, I blew a cum-wad
I got a motherfucking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew
You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll fuck you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it
My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute
With an axe, mace, sword, a pike, you're limbless
And then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
[Chorus]
I said - Ohh! You humans always screaming
I said - Ohh! As you suckle on my semen
I said - Ohh! And the shit is always steaming
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer
But you can call me the Salaminizer!

(I need more!)
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!

Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give into, give into, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Me more! Me, me more, you!

[Verse 2]
M-m-m-m-m-m-my life is a luxury, so filled with hate
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5
Back on the road, it's no lie
Stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
Crushed in a pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage
[Chorus]
I said - Ohh! You humans always screaming
I said - Ohh! As you suckle on my semen
I said - Ohh! And the shit is always steaming
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer
But you can call me the Salaminizer!

I need more!
I need more!
I need more!
I need more!

Give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give into, give into, give into, give into
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Give into, give unto, give unto, give unto, give unto
Me more! Me more! Me more!
Me more! Me, me more, you!

This deli tray is unacceptable!

Thank you, thank you
Goodnight!
Ha! Just kidding