I hate love songs
And I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have
So I hate you

[Verse 1]
I hate love songs
And I hate lovers
I hate everything that I can't have
So I hate you
I hate movies
With happy endings
Like the one I saw
Where all the girls were
Beautiful like you
Like you
Like you
Like you

[Verse 2]
I hate wet dreams
And masturbation
I hate everything that feels good
Like sex with you
And I hate flowers
And little birdies
Makes me wanna puke when I see
Something cuddly like you
[Chorus]
I'm bored with your insanity
I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity
You've got the very best of me
Fell in love, push came to shove
And you broke so easily

[Bridge]
I love hate songs
'Bout mass destruction
Other people's pain
Takes my mind off you
I love puppies
When they're roadkill
They're too cute too live
Too cute to live
Too cute like
You

[Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm bored with immortality
I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity
You've got the very best of me
Fell in love push came to shove
And you broke so easily
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love songs
I hate love!

I hate love so I hate you