[Vocals: Blothar & The Ambassador]

[Verse 1: The Ambassador]
How d'you do, I'd
Like to know why
There's such a fuss-ia
Who knew the Ukraine'd
Be such a pain for
Mother Russia

Don't get strung out
By the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a country
By the light of day
But by night, I'm one hell of a lover

[Chorus: The Ambassador]
I'm just a sweet ambassador
From Omnisexual, Trans-Romania, ha

[Verse 2: Blothar]
How'd you get on stage?
You've got me in a rage
You really should start to worry
If it don't behoove you
I'll have to remove you
Where the fuck is security?
But I find you strangely attractive (Night)
Maybe it's your package (Bite)
That's got me in a tizzy
My head's in a whirl
She's such a beautiful girl
...Or is he?