[Verse 1]
People of Falmouth, Hayle and Helston
People of Lostwithiel, Newlynn and Liskeard
People of Porthleven, Penzance, Mousehole
People of Looe and Bodmin – there’s one question left to ask

[Chorus]
Is there cheese?
Is there or isn’t there?
If there’s cheese, bring cheese
And if there isn’t cheese – bring what’s easy!

[Verse 2]
People of St. Mawеs and Padstow
People of Perranporth, pеople of St. Buryan
Rock, Porthcurno, Polperro, Port Issac
Launceston and St. Agnes – there’s one question left to ask

[Chorus]
Is there cheese?
Is there or isn’t there?
If there’s cheese, bring cheese
And if there isn’t cheese – bring what’s easy!

[Verse 3]
Saltash, Sennen, St. Austell, Roseland
People of Newquay, Callington, Camborne
People of Delabole, St. Ives, Minions
People of Zennor, Penryn and Redruth
People of Par, St. Germans – there’s one question left to ask

[Chorus]
Is there cheese?
Is there or isn’t there?
If there’s cheese, bring cheese
And if there isn’t cheese – bring what’s easy!