[Verse 1]
What a shame, what a shame, what a shame
The shape my hair is in
It's way too humid, today, my head, it ain't no friend
If I was seen out, I'd have me arrested
Gimme, gimme, gimme my sweet hairdresser

[Chorus]
Hairdresser, hairdresser

[Verse 2]
She's hip to the latest bob
She give a good lather-job
She don't stand no messing around
Gimme, gimme, gimme my hairdresser this town

[Chorus]
Hairdresser, hairdresser
Conk it up, conk me baby

[Verse 3]
I likes a wax, I likes a straight
I don't like the kind of hair you love to hate
I can dig it dread, I can dig it buzzed
I can dig a 'do' that does the fuzz
God, my hair it looks molested
[Outro]
Gimme, gimme, gimme my sweet hairdresser
Hairdresser, hairdresser[x2]
Yo, yo, Milano