Panicking, Miles TAKES OFF RUNNING.

SECURITY GUARD: Hey!

Miles rounds a corner and runs down the hall trying. He finds an open door and runs into:

INT. OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

Miles slams the door behind him.

MILES (V.O.): You’re okay. You’re okay. You’re okay. He’ll never find you.

He SPINS to LOOK AROUND THE OFFICE, and sees, to his horror, a PHOTO OF THE SECURITY GUARD AND HIS BUDDIES.

MILES (V.O.): No.

EXT. SECURITY OFFICE

The guard reaches the door, starts to bang. We now see the sign on the door: SECURITY OFFICE. INSIDE THE OFFICE, Miles is stuck, yanking on the door. His HAND pulls away, ripping off the DOOR'S VENEER. He stands, his hands sticking to his shirt and accidentally YANKING IT OVER HIS EYES.

SECURITY GUARD (O.S.): What are you doing in my office, Morales?! Morales! Open up!

Unable to see he RUNS DIRECTLY INTO A BOOKSHELF, then sticks to it, pulling it down IN FRONT OF THE DOOR. He hits the laptop and Spider-Man’s Christmas song ("Spidey-Bells (A Hero's Lament)") starts to play.

MILES (VO/THOUGHT BUBBLE): Why is this happening?

Outside in the hallway, the security guard notices the kids reacting to the song playing from his office.

SECURITY GUARD: (sheepish) It’s my kids playlist.

Miles TRIPS and ROLLS UP THE WALL, circling the four walls like a dervish, he sticks to the ceiling and “break dances.”

SECURITY GUARD: Open up!

MILES (V.O./THOUGHT BALLOON): (exerting himself) Stop... sticking!

He falls onto a DESK CHAIR and then ROLLS OUT THE WINDOW!

OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, Miles sticks straight out his window sill, sticky feet the only thing preventing him from falling down.

MILES (V.O./THOUGHT BUBBLE) : Keep sticking, Miles!

Miles struggles to get inside. He rolls onto an ADJACENT WINDOW where A FULL CLASSROOM of TRANSFIXED STUDENTS doesn’t notice the horrified Miles on the window.

TEACHER: ....what Hofstadter is suggesting... is that we... look underneath...

Miles rolls AROUND THE BUILDING, rounding a corner. Suddenly BIRDS fly into him, and somehow become STUCK TO HIS HANDS as they FLAP WILDLY, PECKING AT HIS EYES--

INSIDE THE GLASS HALLWAY, we find WANDA, watching Miles, a little perplexed.

WANDA: ...OK...

BACK WITH MILES, rounding a corner-- He’s back at his dorm room!

MILES: My room!

IN HIS ROOM, Miles makes his way through his window to the FLOOR. He looks up, breath heaving as a SPIDER-MAN COMIC floats down onto his face. (The True Life Tales of Spider-Man)

Miles lifts the comic -- it rips a bit -- and looks at it. The two-page spread contains panels IDENTICAL TO WHAT MILES JUST EXPERIENCED: A Spider bite. Peter Parker pulling on the door ("Why is this happening?", “Please stop sticking!”), rolling out the window, and finally lying the floor, exactly where Miles is.

MILES : (pure panic) How could there be two Spider-Men? There can’t be two Spider-Men.

MILES (V.O.): Can there?