[Part 1: Bladezz, Vork, Codex, Tink, Zaboo]
Dead orcs roasting in a lava pit
Codex! Heals are coming slow
(Sorry)
Tink's arrows hit for two massive crits!
But Zaboo steals the killing blow!
( You ho!)

[Part 2: Codex]
Yay for the guild!
The boss is down!

[Part 3: Clara]
Link the loot!
Link the loot!
Hope he dropped my helm!

[Part 4: Bladezz]
The last epic drop was POS for me
More rogue gear, IMO, plus dexterity

[Part 5: Tinkerballa, Bladezz]
QQ more. You loot whore
Tink, Y R U such a bee-yatch?
(Shut it, douche!)
[Part 6: Zaboo, Clara, Tinkerballa]
Codex! Codex! Codex!
Congrats on the kickass ring
Codex! Codex! Codex!
No one else got anything!

[Part 7: Codex, Vork]
All Port, all ye Guildies!
In the Christmas Spirit
Let's go help some newbies in the starting zone!
(Great idea codex!)

[Part 8: Bladezz, Clara, Zaboo, Codex]
(F that!)
Gotta go! Kids you know...
Logging off! (Zaboo!)
(Night, Vork!)

[Part 9: Vork]
I'll be online for Christmas
Questing by myself
Griddle heat some turkey meat
And PUG with some random elf