[Prelude: Ashton, Michael, Calum]
So I need to know, do you guys know the song "Pizza"?
But I really need to know, do you know the song "Pizza" or not?
Well—
Are we doing it?
You're about to find out
Are we gonna do it? Oh, my god
Okay, we need—
Okay, management—
Our best friend, John Feldmann, where is he?
John Feldmann everyone, come on!
There he is, come on, come here
John Feldmann's gonna get on the drums, I'm gonna come up the front and sing, and we're gonna, we're gonna have a good time
Haha, this is completely one-off
John, there's a mic on the drum kit, we need you to say hi
Hello, Mr. John Feldmann
So we used to be a punk band back in the '70s
Uh
I was gonna take off my shirt but I didn't
So I need you to do this right now go "Pizza! Pizza!"
Okay
(One, two, three, four)

[Pre-Chorus: Ashton]
One, two
One, two
One, two, three, four
[Chorus: All, Ashton]
Michael wants another slice
Michael wants another slice
You go!
Pizza!
Michael wants another slice
Michael wants another slice
Michael wants another slice
Let's go!
Pizza!
Pizza!
Get those hands up in the air come on!

[Postlude: Calum, Ashton]
Ah, alright!
Mr. John Feldmann everybody, give it up!
We love Goldmember