[Verse 1: Luke, Calum, Michael]
One day when I came home at lunchtime
I heard a funny noise
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was
One of them rowdy boys
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter
And a Flux Capacitor

[Pre-Chorus: Luke, Luke & Michael]
He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in a film I've seen

[Chorus: All, Luke]
He said, "I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live under water
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is pretty fine (Is pretty fine)"

[Verse 2: Luke, Calum, Michael]
He took me to the future in the Flux thing and I saw everything
Boy bands and another one, and another one, and another one
Triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked

[Pre-Chorus: Luke, Luke & Michael]
He told me he built a time machine
Like the one in a film I've seen
[Chorus: All, Luke]
He said, "I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live under water
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is pretty fine (Is pretty fine)"

[Bridge: Calum]
I took a trip to the year three thousand
This song had gone multi-platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album

[Chorus: All, Luke]
He said,"I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live under water
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is pretty fine (She’s pretty fine)"
He said, "I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed but they live under water
And your great-great-great-granddaughter
Is pretty fine (Is pretty fine)"

[Outro: Luke]
He said "I've been to the year three thousand"