[Verse 1]
If she was a song, she'd be "Honky Tonk Woman"
If she was a drink, she'd be raw and cool
If she was a car, she'd be a Wagoneer
Gettin' us the hell up out of here
Lookin' like the name on the side of her smokes
Kool

[Chorus]
She don't care who's lookin' when she's dancin' by herself
She don't need conventional and she don't need your help
But if she don't have a lighter, she'll ask you if you do
She don't care what they're all thinkin'
When she walks into the room
Kool
Yеah, Kool

[Verse 2]
If she was a book, she'd be Tomboy Sawyеr
If she was a flower, she'd grow wild on the side of the road
If she was a color, she'd be neon green like an ad in a Playboy Magazine
Sellin' that feelin' on the side of her smokes, Kool
Yeah, Kool

[Chorus]
She don't care who's lookin' when she's dancin' by herself
She don't need conventional and she don't need your help
But if she don't have a lighter, she'll ask you if you do
She don't care what they're all thinkin'
When she walks into the room
Kool
[Bridge]
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Light up your problems
Back pocket, bell bottoms
Kool
Yeah, smoke 'em if you got 'em
Light up your problems
Back pocket, bell bottoms
Kool

[Chorus]
She don't care who's lookin' when she's dancin' by herself
Yeah, she don't need conventional and she don't need your help
But if she don't have a lighter, she'll ask you if you do
She don't care what they're all thinkin'
When she walks into the room
Kool (Woo)
Yeah, Kool
Ah, baby, Kool
So Kool