40oz. To Freedom is a horrible record
And I hate Sublime
And I hate Fleetwood Mac too

But I can like you
Even though your musical preference is shit

And I don't like metal
And I don't like country
But I love Johnny Cash
And I love Black Sabbath too
I can learn to like you

Unless you listen to GG Allin or Mumford and Sons

Bob Dylan, CCR, and Bruce Springsteen
Have all saved my life like the Holy Trinity
And I'm thankful that I never had to listen to disco or dubstep

And I've got cassette taps and vinyl records
Of the coolest bands that nobody has heard
But I would be happy if you let me share them with you

And my friends write songs that inspire me
More than some shitty Starbucks 'Pick of The Week'
More than some top 40 song, that was made to be forgotten

When my body dies
And I go to Heaven
I'll meet Joe Strummer and Freddie Mercury too
Then we'll put on a record for you