Life is a beach in hell
Why give a speech if crying works so well?
Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!)
Are you 99.99% libido, .01% burrito?

You saw an alligator
Eat the neighbor: like an hour later
You saw a stranger slip
Bust his brains on an escalator

Didn't even move the needle on your mood
You are immune
Didn't even move the needle on your own groove
You are immune

Hot to trot‚ born to rot
You're livin' it up
On the doomsday clock

Life is a beach in purgatory
Why spill the beans
When lying's so rewarding?

Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!)
Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!)
Are you 99.99% off your meds?
That's unfortunate

You saw an alligator
Eat the neighbor; like an hour later
You saw a stranger slip
Bust his brains on an escalator

Didn't even move the needle on your mood
You are immune
Didn't even move the needle on your own groove
You are immune

Hot to trot‚ born to rot
You're livin' it up
On the doomsday clock

All the love they said you've lost
Only goes and makes you strong
They were wrong
Pour me a shot

All the love they said you want
Only goes and makes you drunk
They were right
Pour me a shot
You are immune
You are immune
You are immune
You are—

Hot to trot‚ born to rot
You're livin' it up
On the doomsday clock