[Intro]
Listen to this first prize
Uh huh, motherfucker, uh huh, yeah

[Hook]
It's a range
From the full line of Whirlpool home appliances
A thirty-inch electric range
Features automatic self-cleaning oven
Automatically timed oven with rotisserie
And high speed adjustable broiler
High speed adjustable broiler
It's a range
From the full line of Whirlpool home appliances
A thirty-inch electric range
Features automatic self-cleaning oven
Automatically timed oven with rotisserie
And high speed adjustable broiler
High speed adjustable broiler

[Outro]
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
To go with that fur coat?
Do you want it? (Do you want it?)
Do you really motherfuckin' want it? (Want it?)
Yes
But, Connie
Listen to this
I'm almost afraid to tell you
The way you took off with that fur coat
You may win this!