You're now entering Special Stage
Congratulations! Take this time to relax
Here, the sky is always blue and your bowl is never empty
Strap on that JammyPack, we're heading out into the unknown
Welcome it. (Welcome it, welcome it, welcome it, welcome it...)
World 8. "Ahh, much better!"
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"I miss you." "Damn, I'm good."
Toasty!
Don't you wish you could just go around killing aliens, not making purple things not-purple? Why don't I just fucking shit all over, making everything brown?
Big Apple!
Big Apple!
I miss you
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A year ago, Mary's on the hockey tеam
Things were [?] so fast
She has no friеnds, stayed out all night
The grades are going down and she's cutting class
I'm afraid, [?]
Afraid that [?] down in my own home
And when I found pot in her room, she said it belonged to a friend
She said it belonged to a friend
She said it belonged to a friend
She said it belonged to a friend
She said it belonged to a friend
She said it belonged to a friend- friend- friend- friend- friend...
She said it belonged to a friend- friend- friend- friend- friend...
I miss you
Come on outside, and I'll knock your block off! Nyahahahaha!
(OK desu ka?)
What's the matter, are you yellow?
"Damn, that was annoying..."
You're in Warp Zone...
...On Tiny Mix Tapes!
You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em back, Lloyd. One by one
"White man's burden", Lloyd, my man, white man's burden
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaaah!'
Nmesh...
This game sucks!
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
You're a pair of fingers, in checkerboard land, with upside-down doors
What kind of drugs are they on? Was this game even made by a human being? "Time"? When you kill things it says "Time"?
What does that mean, "Time to play another fucking game"!?
("Time"? When you kill things it says "Time"?
What does that mean, "Time to play another fucking game"!?)
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"Listen, it really doesn't have to cost this much, where should the anger be directed, not as a parent but as a weapon manufactured..."
So it has come to this. Therapy sessions for families who you could call "Ninten-pendant"
"First of all, the peer pressure starts... I feel... maybe exploited."
Phycologists' offices might get more crowded this holiday season; just in time for Christmas, the Japanese toymaker Nintendo has come out with a new set of electronic video games
At $200, a Super Nintendo setup costs twice as much as the old system, and you can't mix and match
All your base are belong to Nmesh
No one wants to play with me...
That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich
You're right. Barry, thanks for saving my life!
For the money, the company promises better picture, sound, and adventures. Some of the new games look like updated takes on fairly well-known formats. In the racing game F-Zero, you're in a futuristic race car. Oh, I guess I should watch where I'm driving instead of talking. The 3D effect, as you can see is pretty good by video game standards. Ooh, a nice, clear stretch, even if I am in reverse. Let's see if we can turn the car around right about now
If you're a real good player, meaning you've got the skill of a 9 or 10 year old, you can even try to jump your car... But look out, if you miss the game lets you know your status
Some parents are refusing to be taken in
"I'm gonna say no... and I'm gonna explain to him how... people market things to make you spend more money."
Nintendo controls 80% of the video market, though some game players prefer the pictures of its competitor, Sega
But no matter how you play the game, or which game you play, things have definitely come a long way since Pac-Man
Kent Shocknek, Channel 4 News
Jim Spicer has accidentally erased himself from the game
You have 3 continues left. Godspeed
"So... You're The Wizard?
No, he is
This guy? I don't get it, is he like a poster child for someone?
For your information, butthead, he's headed for the Video Championships in Los Angeles
Oh... Is that right? Well let's just see how good he is then
Guys?"
All your base are belong to Nmesh
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I miss you
Out, out, damned spot!