Cheap Cologne

[Verse 1]

Well, I toss and turn in the sheets

I close my eyes, but I can't sleep

Another night waitin' up on her

While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns

No matter how hard she tries

There's no way to hide what's been goin' on

She don't smoke cigarettes

And I don't wear cheap cologne



[Verse 2]

She'll get in from God-knows-where

I'll smell that honky tonk in her hair

I don't know if there's someone she's holdin'

But my suspicion keeps on growin'

And a shower won't cover it up

When she gets home

She don't smoke cigarettes

And I don't wear cheap cologne



[Chorus]

When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight

And slips into this big ol' bed

Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone

Lyin' by herself instead



[Interlude]



[Chorus]

When she's done with the wine, and comes home tonight

And slips into this big ol' bed

Well, I'll be gone, she'll be there all alone

Lyin' by herself instead



[Verse 3]

Well, I toss and turn in the sheets

I close my eyes, but I can't sleep

Another night waitin' up on her

While this Bourbon and the porchlight burns

No matter how hard she tries

There's no way to hide what's been goin' on

She don't smoke cigarettes

And I don't wear cheap cologne



[Outro]

No, she don't smoke cigarettes

And I don't wear cheap cologne