Unmanly Men
When I was a young boy, I was really oft confused
The other guys in class didn't seem the same
They’d be kicking balls of different sorts
And running 'round the field
And I'd just sit there with my pet chameleon Larry
Blending in as well as he, but they’d still pick on me
With all their hurtful words and various stationery (protractors)
Then it dawned on me, that I was made just a little differently
I'm not so hairy, (oh I'm allergic to dairy)
I realized that I was just unmanly
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're not that great at math or sports, but we smell better
Unmanly men, unmanly men
And through it all, we'll be Unmanly men
When Christmas comes around each year, there's many things I love
From turkey, ham and Christmas cake and mini turtle doves
But the one thing that I can't deny that just makes my heart stop
Is a fresh arrival of the Christmas soups from body shop
We're not that into premiere leagues and things like pickup trucks
We won’t be Army officers but we’ll make fantastic clerks
We're a softboy starter pack, tuck-in shirts and turtlenecks
And dreaming of the day that we have sex
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We still like girls but unlike you, we’re way more sensitive
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're also socially adept and we can code-switch into bruv's
Got a female shaver and I really don't care at all
Though it’s meant for sensitive vagheynuhs it feels really great on my balls
Puberty came late for me, this is my 3-week stubble
And at the age of 26 I still don't have an Adams apple
All you cheekopek on Hardwarezone and on the Reddit
Better get ready, cause I make memes not love
And I'm calling you out like R.Kelly
We're not afraid to say I love you bro - I love you daddy
You're the Gaga to my Bradley
Unmanly men, unmanly men, Unmanly men, unmanly men
We all worship a shrine of Michael Cera (Michael Cera)
Unmanly men, unmanly men, Unmanly men, unmanly men
You may be swole, but you don't have a success perm
I ain't too manly to watch a chick flick
We get into saunas to measure our di**
Deeply emotional trauma, I'm making dolla dolla
I maybe cannot squat but I can confirm can huat ah
I can tell all the different shades of blusher
I can pull off all the moves like Usher
I'm a man damsel with a man diary
Hit you with lyrics like my man Sezairi
You
You're my love, my life, my beginning
And I...
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Say no to being part of rape and yes to pas de Bourne
Unmanly men, unmanly men
No toxic masculinity, equality, and botany
Unmanly men will someday rule the world
Konmarie
Cardigans
Rupi Kuar
Polaroids
Bucket hats
Fanny packs
Charlie Lim
John Green
Juice cleanse
Blogging
Beyoncé
Tumblr
TED Talks
THOUGHT CATALOGUE
Unmanly men!
The other guys in class didn't seem the same
They’d be kicking balls of different sorts
And running 'round the field
And I'd just sit there with my pet chameleon Larry
Blending in as well as he, but they’d still pick on me
With all their hurtful words and various stationery (protractors)
Then it dawned on me, that I was made just a little differently
I'm not so hairy, (oh I'm allergic to dairy)
I realized that I was just unmanly
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're not that great at math or sports, but we smell better
Unmanly men, unmanly men
And through it all, we'll be Unmanly men
When Christmas comes around each year, there's many things I love
From turkey, ham and Christmas cake and mini turtle doves
But the one thing that I can't deny that just makes my heart stop
Is a fresh arrival of the Christmas soups from body shop
We're not that into premiere leagues and things like pickup trucks
We won’t be Army officers but we’ll make fantastic clerks
We're a softboy starter pack, tuck-in shirts and turtlenecks
And dreaming of the day that we have sex
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We still like girls but unlike you, we’re way more sensitive
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're also socially adept and we can code-switch into bruv's
Got a female shaver and I really don't care at all
Though it’s meant for sensitive vagheynuhs it feels really great on my balls
Puberty came late for me, this is my 3-week stubble
And at the age of 26 I still don't have an Adams apple
All you cheekopek on Hardwarezone and on the Reddit
Better get ready, cause I make memes not love
And I'm calling you out like R.Kelly
We're not afraid to say I love you bro - I love you daddy
You're the Gaga to my Bradley
Unmanly men, unmanly men, Unmanly men, unmanly men
We all worship a shrine of Michael Cera (Michael Cera)
Unmanly men, unmanly men, Unmanly men, unmanly men
You may be swole, but you don't have a success perm
I ain't too manly to watch a chick flick
We get into saunas to measure our di**
Deeply emotional trauma, I'm making dolla dolla
I maybe cannot squat but I can confirm can huat ah
I can tell all the different shades of blusher
I can pull off all the moves like Usher
I'm a man damsel with a man diary
Hit you with lyrics like my man Sezairi
You
You're my love, my life, my beginning
And I...
Unmanly men, unmanly men
Say no to being part of rape and yes to pas de Bourne
Unmanly men, unmanly men
No toxic masculinity, equality, and botany
Unmanly men will someday rule the world
Konmarie
Cardigans
Rupi Kuar
Polaroids
Bucket hats
Fanny packs
Charlie Lim
John Green
Juice cleanse
Blogging
Beyoncé
Tumblr
TED Talks
THOUGHT CATALOGUE
Unmanly men!