[Verse]
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her Mom and Dad's

[Chorus]
No we can't get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we'd gone to FreeCreditReport.com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard