[Verse]
When you're a rockstar you get to party hard
Champagne and caviar, tricked-out exotic cars
It's just how I thought it'd be, 'cept the party's not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID

[Chorus]
Free what? (FreeCredit) Report.com
That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works, they send email alerts
Now I'm finding out how bad reality hurts