[Verse 1: Linus]
I hop on this beat like I hop on reindeer, Comet
Cr-Creating new doodads in the lab with Wallace and Gromit
You can call this, a brand new premiere
I’m here to spread something but it isn’t cheer
I got a sleigh pulled by robot deer
I got a bag full of children’s tears

[Chorus: Linus]
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one

[Verse 2: Jain]
Ayy, I am the Grinch, opps stinky, need rinse
Christmas crackers, no Ritz, Yorkshire for the Brits
Stockings for bros in the sleigh, squad full of misfits
Shawty asked me to stay ‘round and hang, I ain’t talkin’ ornament
I get the bread, heard they askin’ bout some ginger, ayy
Pulllin’ up on Kringle, keep it snowing like December, ayy
I heard him down the chimney, so I’m filling it with cinder, ayy
That was a wise lesson, told me always keep my timber, ayy
[Verse 3: Malikhai]
All I want for Christmas is a new gold tooth
All I want for Christmas is a date with Cindy Loo, alright
Now I'm on the beat, and you know I never miss
I saw three spirits, welcome to Christmas
The money in the bag, now I'm feelin like Chris
I invented mistletoe, cause I got that rizz
Better watch your mouth, end up on the naughty list
All in one night, yeah we just do it
Turn your chimneys off, we dont wanna get lit
Run your milk and cookies or I'm gonna throw a fit
Then we stuff your stockings and we done with it
I don’t need a roice, all I do is sleigh
This job hard, we do it all in one day
We know when you’re sleeping, and we know when you’re awake

[Chorus: Linus]
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one, yuh
I'm a mean one
[Outro: Linus]
You thought I could smile, but I’m far too hostile
Haven’t bathed in a while, my stench is reviled