[Chorus]
I chew you Runts like Laffy Taffy
Swallow you like Pixy Stix
I run this shit like Willy Wonka
You just want my golden ticket
Try to steal my Bottle Caps
I'm out here on some shopping Sprees
My kinda flow leaves you Kazoozle'd
Got you Nerds right on your knees

[Post-Chorus]
I got that golden ticket
Life so sweet, you wanna lick it
I got that golden ticket
Life so sweet, you wanna lick it

[Verse 1]
They wanna break? I tell 'em eat a Kit Kat
I'ma eat the cake, frosting on the wrist back
You not a Smartie, I ain't with all the chit-chat
Goons will make the Starburst with the click-clack
I guess I gotcha lookin' like a Crunch bar
And I see you Sour Patches lookin' subpar
Been on that magic, Melissa Joan Hart
Your crew is lookin' tragic, so I'ma bombard
That wasn't shady, I just threw a couple M&M's
Poppin' like Big Red flow on cinnamon
They want a golden ticket, but they do the minimum
Yeah, I'm sweet, they gonna need some Insulin

[Chorus]
I chew you Runts like Laffy Taffy
Swallow you like Pixy Stix
I run this shit like Willy Wonka
You just want my golden ticket
Try to steal my Bottle Caps
I'm out here on some shopping Sprees
My kinda flow leaves you Kazoozle'd
Got you Nerds right on your knees

[Post-Chorus]
I got that golden ticket
Life so sweet, you wanna lick it
I got that golden ticket
Life so sweet, you wanna lick it

[Verse 2]
I got that golden ticket
With them, all I hear is crickets
And I don't believe in limits
I am blessed and stackin' digits
And my Pop Rocks are so frigid
And these Snickers are so rigid
I think I need an Oompa-Loompa
To set it right for you bitches

[Beat Switch]

[Chorus]
Bank is right, call me Chips Ahoy
You work for me, you my employee
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed
I'ma turn them into Reese's Pieces
You rotted cavity, bitch, I'm beastin'
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed

[Verse]
I ain't got time for these gluttonous Gloops
Pockets stay full, don't even fit in the coupe
All this ice cream, I don't need the scoop
Funny when I talk, they switch on mute
Chew your gum, bitch, all I hear is smackin'
Funny 'cause that shit you released ain't slappin'
Better move back 'cause my last name clappin'
I got a Dubble Bubble that'll blow the strap in
Why you turnin' violet? Is it 'cause I'm gettin' violent?
My wrist is on that Neptune and I'm holdin' on that trident
I chew you Airheads out like I'm chewin' on that Trident
They watch me on TV while I swerve 'em on recliner
They obsessed with my lolly, hypnotic, I'm Svengali
They poppin' all them Dots on the streets like it's molly
It's just that sweet flow that I have and I embody
I'ma pull a draft, Oompa-Loompas kamikaze

[Chorus]
Bank is right, call me Chips Ahoy
You work for me, you my employee
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed
I'ma turn them into Reese's Pieces
You rotted cavity, bitch, I'm beastin'
Better move back 'cause my crew destroys
My Oompa-Loompas have been deployed

[Outro]
Willy Wonka signing out
Bye
Bye-bye