[Verse 1: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER]
I sell drugs through the federal mail (What can brown do for you?)
I've been to every single jail
There ain't a drug that I don't sell
Fifty million motherfucking dollar bills

[Verse 2: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
(Meat Truck)
All I do is sodomy (He gon' ass-fuck ya!)
I killed your grandson, probably
I smoked a bag of dirty cheese
I spell my name with thirty T's

[Verse 3: Ashtin Larold]
I been sippin' on that lean with your grandma
I got a zillion different handguns
Forty pounds of headband in the bathtub
Playing Game Boy Color in the Phantom

[Verse 4: KUMMER]
My mama calls, I hang it up (Fuck 'em!)
I shower with a gang of thugs
Pass the soap, it best be Dove
Pistachios, that's my favorite snack

[Verse 5: Ashtin Larold]
I got a gold Versace pistol
That fucker shoots ballistic missiles
Fuck one hundred bitches while I watch Stuart Little
Put your girl to bed, call me Rip Van Winkle

[Verse 6: KUMMER]
Make your girl squirt, water gun
Fuck ninety girls, I'm hard again
Then I'll go and watch The Backyardigans
You ain't fucking with my fucking diamond cardigan

[Verse 7: Ashtin Larold]
Vito Corleone, call me Vito Corleone
I got 50 million dollars, I bought 50 million ponies
Drive a Maserati while I'm eatin' macaroni
Fuck your Head & Shoulders, bitch
I wash my hair with codeine

[Verse 8: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
Make a trillion dollars hourly (That's unlikely!)
Bitch, I got the biggest salary
I like ranch with my celery (For dippin'!)
Fuck Gatorade, I need some Gator-lean!

[Verse 9: Ashtin Larold]
I stay strapped up like a Navy Seal
I smoke ten blunts before every meal
I carry Glocks, I ain't talking glockenspiel
I was nine when I signed this fucking record deal

[Verse 10: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
Bitch, I don't care at all (Nah, bitch!)
Smoke blunts at my mother's funeral
In Pokemon, I caught 'em all
I sold your goldfish Adderall

[Verse 11: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER]
My favorite Disney movie probably Pocahontas
My weed so loud it giving bitches jaundice (Yellow skin!)
My mama told me, "Never, ever break a promise."
So I promise I will make a thousand million dollars!

[Verse 12: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
I got a body in my backpack (Probably a baby's)
All I do is count fat stacks
Smoked a hundred million yak bats
Oprah Winfrey is my dad's dad (That's a grandpa!)

[Outro: KUMMER and Ashtin Larold]
That's Meattttttttttttttt Tttttttttttttttruck
And Pope Codeine
Thank you for having us