Mat4yo:
Here's the tactics
Get the rap fans and the jazz fanatics
The brass is blastin'
It’s Mat and Ashtin
Back with the classic antics
That’ll make the band go spastic

Ashtin:
Only alive for the Crowd’s reaction
Been far too long this was bound to happen
Ever since Me and Matt smashed the last one
We been ready for the sequel lights camera action

Mat4yo:
The masses praise when they’re mesmerized
So think twice and spend your pennywise
On these class clown hybrid scientists
Spitting pesticides that made Jekyll hide

Ashtin:
Together like birds of a feather fly
Throw beats on the fire and set to fry
I’ve severed ties with all of Heaven’s finest
With rhymes that lie inside the Devil’s mind

Mat4yo:
You might call me a pipsqueak
I’m gonna need some convincing
‘Cause I got a technique that will leave you bopped like Blitzkrieg
Ready to pound ya to mincemeat then I feed ya to the gypsies

Ashtin:
Schwifty like morty and rick
Ya’ll got mini verse raps that I store in the whip
Going world to world shooting portals at kids
While our foes take real fake doors to success

Mat4yo:
We’re performing these tricks like a circus act
Coming hot off the top like a thermos cap
We’re all hungry for work but
I’m thirsty for my craft
Someone pass me a glass

Ashtin:
You can pick any track, it’s like taking a master class
Spread dread like I’m Parallax
Feel the aftermath of every paragraph I rap
Mat4yo:
Relax!
Both:
And sit back for the magic act

CHORUS:
Both:
You’re off and on, but we’re often awesome
Mat4yo:
Putting cats in coffins when you plug the aux in
Ashtin:
I’m off the sauce
Mat4yo:
But we’re onto something!
Both:
‘Cause bars are one thing we’ve got in common
ASH:
The sharpest marksmen on target
Mat4yo:
Call a squadron in, we’re causing arson man!
Ashtin:
‘cause you’ll get burnt by the devil when hell comes
Mat4yo:
But if you step on mat
Both:
Just know you’re not welcome

Mat4yo:
I confuse a waitress when I tell one
My style’s so rare, but it’s so well done
I know it wasn’t on the menu but looking
At the way I raise steaks
I'll seldom sell one
This is hell’s kitchen
And you’re a breadcrumb
Cooking rhymes with the fire on my emblem
So when I spit bloody raw and cement tough
I’ll have every chef in a pickle-esque bedlam
So get some with a glass of wine
I’m like grade A meat, you’re pasteur prime
And I’ll ask real nice, please pass the mic
Or I’ll slap some fines on a mad cow hide
Eating grass all night trying to call it a feast
The secret ingredient’s squash in the beef
It’s a BarBQ and A, just say cheese
And I’ll grill these beats
Over bars that I heat
Go

Ashtin:
Stay workin in the lab like chemists
Skill levels higher than Hollywood rent is
Been this way since we were prepubescent
There was never anything you could do to prevent this
Endless, with the skill we show
Relentless with the shade we throw
Oh no the deadly duo is home
We leavin lyrcial criminals stone cold in the snow
Two sides of the same coin
The two sides of the brain joined
Not twins but compare us to yin yang
And we spit game that’ll leave an 808 moist
Mat4yo:
So you better make noise
Ashtin:
Destroy the opposition like dust mites
We’re bringing tanks to a gunfight
We Keep it goin like the energizer bunny on a treadmill
From sun down to the sunlight

Mat4yo:
Some might call me a rhymer
With comic style
Got logic with legs that could walk a mile
Meanwhile you could spit fresh squeezed on a tropic isle
But wouldn’t wash with a crock o’Dial

Ashtin:
Been off a while but we’re far from Rusty
We could make Kung Fu Kenny Sit down Humbly
Trust me put together we could run the country
I’m a handsome young devil but my tempers ugly

Mat4yo:
We drop these bars so happenstance
That the lunk alarm’s our new laughing track
Scratch that
You know we burn up a rap with Ash
But we’re Dangerously good when it also has mat

Ashtin :
We run the track let me tie my shoes
We just find it so hard to lose
Mat4yo:
What’s new?
Both:
Haters keep hating, I get drunk off of boo’s