[Verse 1]
(Hey!) Looks like an emergency
Well, that's OK with me, 'cause I wanna trap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing, 'cause my baby don't need no vibrator

[Pre-Chorus]
(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for

[Chorus]
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no
Electric entertainer
Tuna investigator

[Verse 2]
(Hey!) Now the doors are opening
And I look like a jerk while you're grinning like an alligator
Can't we just forget the whole thing?
Shake each others hands and say, "Goodbye, baby, see you later?"

[Pre-Chorus]
(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for
[Chorus]
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no
Artificial stimulator
Non-organic excavator

[Pre-Chorus]
(I'm the) I'm the one you're looking for
(I'm sure) I'm sure you've heard it all before
(I care) But I don't care anymore
(I'm sorry) But I don't know what I'm sorry for

[Chorus]
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no
Electric entertainer
Tuna investigator

[Outro]
(Hey!) She don't, she don't, she don't
(Hey!) She don't, she don't, she don't
(Hey!) She don't, she don't, she don't
(Goodbye, goodbye, I guess I will see you later)
(Hey!) She don't, she don't, she don't
(Goodbye, goodbye, I guess I will see you later)