RIP to BIG
Shout outs to Nicki the VIP

I’m looking for a hottie to collaborate with
A sweety like Shane, with a little savage
He need enough views to be living lavish
Without doing stupid stuff like a dumb maverick!

I tried to sext Connor, seen his pose in the shower
He spend too long editing pics, don't reply for hours
Boy I got that patience, ain't nothing new to me
Been waiting for Alex Wassabi’s voice to hit puberty

Somebody make sure PewDiePie okay though
Before he drop a slur n' put our Adsense in a grave yo
He the only one I didn’t ask for permission doe
Figure he could handle it, with all the trash he be dishing out

All these clickbait homies stay lying and ish
And when they wanna trend, then they start crying and ish
David Dobrik always out here doing way too much
I won't be the first brown girl to leave him in the dust!

Swoozie in my DMs, dropping lines hella lame
I said boyyyyy, you need to animate yourself some game
Ricky D got a pig, so he ain’t takin any Ls
But I thought he was done with pigs when he left O2L

Wanna hit it with Anthony, man that boy, oh my gosh
But how he gonna smash when he couldn’t even Smosh
Man, Tyler getting buff, wonder how much he benching
Heard he only put out if you sing One Direction

Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
YouTube Dreams

Ryan Higa is the best as far as jokes go
But poor guy loses at every award show
We all know you, ain’t gotta be funny to win
Just be white and good looking like the effing Dolan Twins

I like Joey Graceffa, man his hair looking right
But if I had to watch his channel, I'd wanna escape the night
And you probably thinking I'm dropping names just to make bank yo
Nah that ain't it, I ain't Philip DeFranco (Sup, you beautiful bastards)

Most of these boys, they can’t hit the spot
Gotta pretend to finish, like Casey did with his Vlog
These beauty guru dudes keep stealing the spotlight
Bic called Manny, they said they want back their highlight!

I see James Charles always spilling the tea tho
His eyebrows looking like a draw my life video
Thank god Jesse gave them pranks a rest
I wish this was Full House so we could say Jesse left

Need a loyal guy like Ninja who is fully equipped
Won’t live stream with other chicks because he’s fully whipped
And I love Tre Melvin and Kingsley, no doubt
But when I say that, no one knows who I’m talking about!

Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
Dreams of shooting with one of these YouTubers
I'm just playing, but I'm saying!
YouTube Dreams