[Intro: A-1]
I don't even wanna record
I just wanna robot all day

[Verse 1: A-1]
I walk in (I walk in)
So unruly (So unruly)
Feel cocky (Cocky?)
But not booshie (But not booshie)
They all watch me (They all watch me)
I'm a movie (I'm a movie)
All this purple (What the purple do?)
Got me goofy (Got me goofy)
That girl right there? (Karen!)
She feeling moody (Moody?)
I feel her booty (Booty)
Now she feelin' groovy (Groovy, groovy)
I don't care (Care)
If you don't like it, sue me (Don't like it, sue me)
I'm a square? (What?)
Nuh-uh, that's what you be (That's what you be)
I'm a player (Yup!)
At least I do [?] (At least I do [?])
Now I'm not a player, I just happen to get coochie (Happen to get coochie)
In this bitch like Doug, I ain't talkin' Flutie
On the trash can, banging on the trash can
Everybody singin'

[Hook: A-1]
You lookin' funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch
You lookin' kinda funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch

[Verse 2: A-1]
I'm the man (I'm the man)
You can't school me (You can't teach me)
You ain't hard (You ain't hard, dawg)
You can't fool me (You can't fool me)
Pour my glass up (My glass)
Get me started (Let's get started)
I just gassed, bruh (You know)
Like I farted
Ugh
Oh, that's nasty (Gross)
Yes, I am (Yes, I am)
You can't do it like me (No)
Yes, I can (Yes, I can)
Throw some bass shit on (Man)
That's my jam (That's my shit)
I'mma do my thing (Right)
That's my plan (That's my plan)
Is that your man? (Is that your man?)
Is that your boo? (Is that your boo?)
Then why you all on me then? (Why?)
Man, that ain't cool (Man, that ain't cool)
I see this girl (I've seen this girl)
She look like Cookie (So sweet)
She got big boobies (Ooh)
And they look like Snookies
Ugh
In this bitch like Doug, I ain't talkin' Flutie
On the trash can, bangin' on the trash can
Everybody singin'

[Hook: A-1]
You lookin' funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch
You lookin' kinda funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch

[Verse 3: A-1]
Y'all know what it is when I come around
If you let me go in, I'mma shut it down
Everybody get licked when I come around
Throw your hands up in the sky, then touch the ground
Y'all do what I do, I'mma be the leader
Don't nobody look blue like my n***a Skeeter
Everybody have a good time
This is go, go, go, not coulda, shoulda, would time
All the dudes came, and the girls here
And the hoes came out, that's a good sign
It's about to be crackin'
When the beat comes on, it's about to be action
Ooh, I'm about to be mackin'
"Can I buy you a drink?"'s what I won't be askin'
Understand, we can cut a rug
Ho, don't act funny like my brother Doug
Everybody find a flame you can bring along
If it's good, then you should sing this song

[Hook: A-1]
You lookin' funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch
You lookin' kinda funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch
You lookin' funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch
You lookin' kinda funny, bitch
Doug Funnie, bitch