I'm not looking, looking around for a recommendation
Furrowed brow, finger raised, everyone's got something to say
Everybody-body wants to simplify their situation
Palms up, little smirk, slow head shaking, trying to explain

It's true, nobody's got a clue
Everyone wants to be told what, what, what to do
So clap on the one, say "soo" on the two
Here we go now, soo

Call the number, Ms. Disinformation's on the other end
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Now snap on the one, on the three, say "do re mi"
Do re mi

Do the dial tone 'cause no one's ever gonna hear it again
Do the dial tone 'cause no one's ever gonna hear it again
Soo

Soo
Do re mi

Everywhere you turn, you're hearing someone's latest, latest prediction
Arms wide, big smile, stars shooting out of their eyes
But every swearing off just seems to point you to another addiction
And when it happens, happens, you won't even try to feign surprise

It's true, we're trying to push on through
Everyone wants to be told what, what, what to do
So clap on the one, say "soo" on the two
Here we go now, soo

Call the number, Ms. Disinformation's on the other end
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Now snap on the one, on the three, say "do re mi"
Do re mi

Do the dial tone 'cause no one's ever gonna hear it again
Do the dial tone 'cause no one's ever gonna hear it again

Uh-huh
Yeah
Soo
Do re mi