Walking down the stairs of your mine
Don’t know you might find
A bit of gold or clay
You said that it couldn’t be
But through your eyes you can see
A single block of hay

So I grab 3 wool and wood to make a bed
Cause you said it’s the easiest way to escape the dead
Step outside, the daytimes begun
Stab that mob by the fire pit
Take that pick and mine a bit
You ain’t ever gonna beat that pig mannnnnnnnn


And so, Alex can wait
She stole all my clay as she came online
Her soul sand ran away
But don’t break blocks in anger
The admins say


And so, Alex can wait
She stole all my clay as she came online
Her soul sand ran away
But don’t break blocks in anger
But don’t break blocks in anger
The admins say

You’re fucking gay!

Goodbye, stay clearwaterery!
Stay squidgy!