Damn right I diet
Damn right I diet
Damn right I diet
D-d-d-damn right I diet

Damn right I diet
Damn right I diet
Damn right I diet
D-d-d-dam uh-uh-uh

No MceeDee’s
No Burger King
No double cheese
No onion rings

With a side salad so fresh green
Cause this fast food’s gonna end me
I pass on that red meat
No chicken breast from Kennedy’s
You bitch just tried to pressure me
That shit you get’s no threat to me
That Harby’s gonna harm me
Don’t bring that to the party
No cotton-candy or fried dough
Imma dicline from the carnies
What’s that shit that you pass me
Read the label:
Is it fat free?
No pizza grease and no acne
On a diet, bitch
I don’t stack cheese

Damn right I diet
Damn right I’m proud of it
I order up a salad when I’m out to eat
And don’t hide it
Healthy and I’m proud
Sugar lovers be quiet
And if you fuck with us
We’re gonna go on a diet like

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a die-die-die

Baby carrots, baby carrots
Motherfuckers love baby carrots
I did my chain, I did my watch
Just in my stomach I can’t stop
Spreading humus on wheat bread
Having parties with tea cakes
If I’m sipping juice it’s gonna be fresh
No concentrate, true squeezy
Fresh glass of that V8
Keep organic, no cheapskate
Vegetables upon each plate
Decorate you face with that cheesecake
I don’t want that
No birthdays, didn’t ask for that in the first place
I only celebrate Earth Day
And plant a tree every Thursday
My diet way too fresh, hoe
Whole milk, hell no
If you eat with me, then it’s well known
That at the dinner table, no elbows
Kelps are in soda
Well, I don’t love kelp
Cause soda’s so unhealthy
If you drink you go to hell
I’m too nice
Take a few bites of a [?]
Saw myself
I need a snack
Imma hit the freezer and chew ice
Took my girl out
She ask for dessert
What she talk about?
Laughed at her
Then I snatch the keys, you’ll eject please
Then burn down like a bag at her
I said:

Damn right I diet
Damn right I’m proud of it
I order up a salad when I’m out to eat
And don’t hide it
Healthy and I’m proud
Sugar lovers be quiet
And if you fuck with us
We’re gonna go on a diet like

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a diet
Imma start a diet

Imma start a die-die-die