[Verse 1]
I'm sick of songs about breaking up with girls
Such an everyday occurrence I wanna sing something real
All my favourite bands are splitting up
And the ones that aren't, are starting to stop

[Chorus]
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
But atleast I'm being honest
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
But I can't say that I mean it

[Verse 2]
I'm not one to judge, but it wouldn't be me
Songs about PG tips are fine with me
Call me ascetic but times have changed
Maybe for the better but I know who to blame

[Bridge]
I know who to blame
I know who to blame
I know who to blame

[Chorus]
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
But atleast I'm being honest
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
But I can't say that I mean it
[Bridge]
Goodbye tigers jaw
I miss you Reuben even so they still make them like they used to
We're all, we're all, we're all alone
While i love the freedom we still out here alone
We're gone, we're gone, we start again
Cause theres no way that we could do something else instead

[Chorus]
And all the things i could have sung about anything else
But atleast I'm being honest
And all the things I could have sung about anyone else
But I can't say that I mean it