[Verse 1]
Spent the last year motivating everyone else
While I should have been motivating myself
I've hardly moved or got off the couch
In my house

[Verse 2]
It's calendar hours, pushing thirty
Stack of laundry, call me lazy while the work piles up
It's always unfinished dishes
Digging ditches in the bottom of the sink while I can't wake up

[Chorus]
Am I tired or expired?
Am I the product of lost afternoons?

[Verse 3]
Pull the covers up, procrastinate all day
Procrastinate 'til I turn blue
Exchange sours and downers for bitters and jitters
Nightcaps for nothing new

[Verse 4]
A string of bad luck tied on so tight
A spring in our step for staggered nights
Oh, take me outside to shine a light
Toward the glaze passing down the whites of my eyes
[Chorus]
Phonetic and pathetic
Just the product of lost afternoons

[Verse 5 - Outro]
Spent the last year motivating everyone else
While I should have been motivating myself
I've hardly moved or got off the couch
In my house