I was born wearing pants
Be prepared
I was born standing up
Be prepared
Don't be ashamed
You were born unadorned
Be prepared

I was born embroiled in an argument
Be prepared
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
Be prepared
Don't be alarmed
We mean you no harm
Be prepared

I was born already bald
Be prepared
I was born wearing spats and a dickie
Be prepared
Don't be ashamed
You were born unadorned
Be prepared
Be prepared