[Intro]
Ooh, it hurts to be vegan
Yeah, it hurts to be vegan
Soursop and June plum it's alright
Oh The Irish moss make a baby multiply

[Verse 1]
Yeah me really love cheese, cheese up on everything, on top
Oh no baby don't ake it, don't you take it from me
Fell in love with your chicken, nine months later split up
Then I swam with the fishes, until I bust a nut

[Bridge]
Doctor say that man, blood pressure is high, oh my

[Chorus]
Ooh it hurts to be vegan (bumbaclart)
Yeah it hurts to be vegan (suck your moda)
Soursop and June plum it's alright
Yo the Irish Moss, make a baby multiply

[Verse 2]
Use to eat that filet mignon
It was hard to shit out
Did you know that corn and peanuts stay the same when they shit out
Wasn't too long till I went raw, ohh
Found myself in the garden with a fork and knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am I too short to ever stand tall
Yeah, yeah, yeah I am
Got to be a vegetarian on the side
Spinach a crime, oh I try, me never like
[Chorus]
Ooh it hurts to be vegan (bumbaclart)
Yeah it hurts to be vegan (suck your moda)
Soursop and June plum it's alright
Yo the Irish Moss, make a baby multiply