Left my lotion back in Florida
Me and my hand had to take a break
Since I moved to California
Ain’t bust a nut for goodness sake
Lost control of my hand, it was doing what it wanted to
Look down at my balls and it turned a different shade of blue

Used to jack off trying to find myself a peaceful place
Now, I reminisce because life without you ain’t the same
What am I to do right now?
I hear my dick thinking out loud
What am I to do right now?
My hand used to make me proud

No more skeeting on a flat screen
No more watching pornos
Used to touch myself with hair sheen
Semen stains all on my clothes
My girlfriend was jealous because I used to spend more time with you
Making love to her all I seemed to think about was you

Used to jack off trying to find myself a peaceful place
Now, I reminisce because life without you ain’t the same
What am I to do right now?
I hear my dick thinking out loud
What am I to do right now?
My hand used to make me proud
Too attached so I cut my hand off today
So there’s no chance for me to give myself a lay