Pay attention Larries, the bane of my fucking life

This woman is my ride or die and she's gonna be my wife

Respect her or don't be my fan

Respect her or don't be my fan

Respect her or don't be my fan


I can't say it loud, loud, loud enough

Didn't before but now I'm getting, getting tough

Larries, get the hell out of my life, life, life

Eleanor Calder is my ride or die, and I'm making her my wife