I know we’ve been waiting for this one
Max the volume, this is gonna be fun
(ohhhh)
Hey there Simon, it’s me
Haven’t seen you since you filed for bankruptcy
How’s Syco? Give her my best
Haven’t seen her since I put her to rest
Just like your bike did to you and your neck
By the way, how’s that injury?
I bet it didn’t cause you nearly enough misery
And buddy, I’m saying this as a courtesy
You might want to lay off the plastic surgery (ooohhh)
I visit a trauma therapist
Because judging with you on xfactor was the scariest
Please never takе me to another drive through again
I’m still mеntally recovering from seeing your face back then
I guess we’ll put this old feud to an end
Because I’ve been counting my blessings lately
And right now, unlike you, I’m just thankfuI don’t look like the ice age baby