Hey, I'm coming out closet kept me in
In terms of gay, there's so much don't know where to begin
No, I don't like girls they're too much women and females
I'll admit that I'm a guy that wants guys for the win

Sue me if I'm different or sue me if you can
Sorry that I'd pick Harry over any girl
I'm Ellen when she's younger, I'm Lindsay without Sam
I'm Rosi's homo fanny pack, I'm Spashley's biggest fan

I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm super duper gay
I'm gayer than a rainbow, I'm gayer than I'll say
I'm gay I'm really gay, I'm truly very gay
You caught me I'm super gay and I like it that way


Boys, I love their hair I lovе the way they move
Nopе, not questioning I got nothing to prove
Why, force myself to forget what I love?
I'm here, I'm queer, lgbtq+ pioneer, I'm all of the above

Maybe I'm not a hipster but boy do I love dogs
There's little things us gays do no matter where we're at
Like tell ourselves that maybe, straight guys must be gay
And we won't buy denial no matter what you say