[Verse 1]
I thought the only pyramids
Were in a foreign land
Where treasures are aplenty
With riches rare and grand
But here we have a pyramid
That really is a honey
To join, you pay a dollar
And you win a lot of money

[Chorus 1]
It's the Pyramid Club that I joined
I thought that I could make some easy coin
Over there, they call them mummies
Over here, we're just dummies
Us members of the Pyramid Club

[Verse 2]
I found an unsuspecting pair
And made them mеmbers too
We had a great big party
At which timе, they paid their dues
This made me #2 in line
My joy could not be spoken
And I'd have won 10,000 bucks
But then, the chain was broken
[Chorus 2]
After waiting through 3,000 names
I thought that, at last, I'd won the game
But number one-five-six-three-two
Got mad and didn't pay his dues
So I lost in the Pyramid Club

[Accordion Solo]

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 3]
It's the Pyramid Club that I joined
I thought that I could make some easy coin
The Egyptian mummy Siam
Is no nearer dead than I am
As a member of the Pyramid Club