[Chorus]
Mister nice guy
Oh, mister nice guy
I know you hope that I will never tell

[Verse 1]
Two houses down the way
Lives a man I met today
While shopping on the far side of town
A man that we all knew
To be so kind and true
The kind who would never run around

[Chorus]
I joined him for a coffee break
Because he seemed so kind
It wasn't long 'til I found out
What he had on his mind
Mister nice guy
Oh, mister nice guy
I know you hope that I will never tell

[Verse 2]
A man who's always there
When a lady's in despair
A handyman who never wears a frown
All the husbands like him too
But if they only knew
Mister nice guy's different when they're not around
[Chorus]
I joined him for a coffee break
Because he seemed so kind
It wasn't long 'til I found out
What he had on his mind
Mister nice guy
Oh, mister nice guy
I know you hope that I will never tell