[Verse 1]
Well, I know I'm not a big shot
But just the same, I got a lot
Of that certain you-know-what for you-know-who
And there may be things I haven't got
But I'm always Johnny on the spot
With that certain you-know-what for you-know-who
If you like a man of action
This much I'll guarantee
I'll give you satisfaction
Just leave it all to me
Well, my bank account don't look so hot
But I'll give you all I've got
Of that certain you-know-what for you-know-who

[Verse 2]
Don't wanna seem like what I'm not
But I keep my loving oven-hot
With that certain you-know-what for you-know-who
That certain you-know-what is love
And that's what I've got plenty of
And that certain you-know-you is Y-O-U
If you like a man of action
This much I'll guarantee
I'll give you satisfaction
Just leave it all to me
I'll be right on hand right on the dot
To tie your love strings in a knot
With that certain you-know-what for you-know-who