[Verse]
A man with a million
Friends but no sweetheart
Lonely is he
That's me
A laugh and a joke
But a sad lonely heart
Acting the clown
But not feeling the part

[Pre-Chorus 1]
The life of each party
At least, so it seems
Spending his life
On worthless dreams
Longing for someone
Who's more than just a friend
A someone who'll love him
When the dance ends

[Chorus 1]
A man who each day
Must go his own way
A million friends
But no sweetheart
Lonely is he
That's me
[Slide Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus 2]
After the party
Where does his smile go?
Does it hang in the closet
With his gay dashing clothes?
When he visits his friends
He's so lost and alone
He plays with their children
But longs for his own

[Chorus 2]
Perhaps he's recalling
A love that is gone
A million friends
But no sweetheart
Lonely is he
That's me