Ian's Here
[Ian]
Smell the incense in the air
The cabbage and mulled wine
Throw away all worldly cares
Tonight is yours and mine
Though I haven't known you long
In the present paradigm
In our past lives we've connected
You and I throughout all time
Maybe you were Desdemona
And I your Black Marauder
Maybe you were Helen Keller
And I was the water
Ian's here
To offer a safe haven
Where you can be yourself
Unshackled and unshaven
You will find no judgement here
And no talk of wrong or right
Just a beacon in the harbor
A gentle guiding light
So close your eyes
Is that land you're seein'?
Yes it is
And on that land is Ian
Ian's here
[cell phone rings]
Ian's here
[cell phone rings]
Have no fear
[cell phone rings]
Ian's- [spoken] shit!
[Spoken section]
Laura: I am so sorry! Oh, it's Rob again. I should maybe--
Ian: Oh, Laura! You've pulled the pin! Now be brave enough to toss the grenade!
Laura: The grenade?
Ian: Sometimes a relationship needs to be blown up, so that we can see what's left over
Laura: Huh. Where did you learn all of this?
[End spoken section]
[Ian, sung]
My methods are partly European
Partly Eastern
But mostly just pure Ian
Ian's here
[Both]
Ian's here
[Ian]
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
[Laura]
Ma ma say ma ma sah
Ma ma kuh sa
[Ian]
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
Mee nee meet me
In the kitchen wit da sari on
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
Mini hairy dom
Mini dom dee dom dom dom
Smell the incense in the air
The cabbage and mulled wine
Throw away all worldly cares
Tonight is yours and mine
Though I haven't known you long
In the present paradigm
In our past lives we've connected
You and I throughout all time
Maybe you were Desdemona
And I your Black Marauder
Maybe you were Helen Keller
And I was the water
Ian's here
To offer a safe haven
Where you can be yourself
Unshackled and unshaven
You will find no judgement here
And no talk of wrong or right
Just a beacon in the harbor
A gentle guiding light
So close your eyes
Is that land you're seein'?
Yes it is
And on that land is Ian
Ian's here
[cell phone rings]
Ian's here
[cell phone rings]
Have no fear
[cell phone rings]
Ian's- [spoken] shit!
[Spoken section]
Laura: I am so sorry! Oh, it's Rob again. I should maybe--
Ian: Oh, Laura! You've pulled the pin! Now be brave enough to toss the grenade!
Laura: The grenade?
Ian: Sometimes a relationship needs to be blown up, so that we can see what's left over
Laura: Huh. Where did you learn all of this?
[End spoken section]
[Ian, sung]
My methods are partly European
Partly Eastern
But mostly just pure Ian
Ian's here
[Both]
Ian's here
[Ian]
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
[Laura]
Ma ma say ma ma sah
Ma ma kuh sa
[Ian]
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
Mee nee meet me
In the kitchen wit da sari on
Mi nee som de dom
Mi nee ha ree dom
Mini hairy dom
Mini dom dee dom dom dom