[Laura]
I was feeling bad for you
'Cause I left you with a broken heart
But now you've really pissed me off
And you know that that's not smart

Did you think you were gonna get off scot-free?
Don't you know there's no getting over me?

You think this break-up won't affect you
If you just refuse to let it?
And there's no need to sweat it?
Well I've come to claim my spot
And I'm not leaving 'til I get it

I will be
Number five with a bullet
You'll never get rid of me
Sleep and your peace of mind
They're a memory, yeah

Number five with a bullet
Climbing up the chart
Number five with a bullet
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
To your heart
To your heart
To your heart...

[Ex-Girlfriends]
You met and it was wonderful
No drama and no pain
She was smart and sexy sweet
And hot-
[Laura]
-and not insane
You were the handsome DJ
I worked for Legal Aid
We really clicked together
[Ex-Girlfriends]
Oh yeah, you really had it made

[Laura]
But you always had one foot out the door
Didn't you?
Just in case there might be something more

[Ex-Girlfriends]
And now she's gone
Moved up, moved on
Left you in the dust
Left you filled with longing
And a thick and aching lust

[Laura]
Well you can block the truth out for a while
If you will yourself
But when you think of me with another guy
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Don't you wanna kill yourself?
[Ex-Girlfriends]
Bum bum bum

[Laura]
I will be
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Number five with a bullet
Like a tape that's on rewind
Ooh
Playing in your head
Messin' with your mind

[Laura]
Yeah, yeah, yeah I will be
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Number five with a bullet
A sharp and throbbing pain
Lodged there like a bullet
[Laura]
In your brain
In your brain
In your brain
In your brain

You're on a cycle that never ceases
You get dumped and fall to pieces
You were hoping for a reversal
But that pain was just a dress rehearsal
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Number five with a bullet
See your memory's a blur
[Laura]
And that list don't mean nothing
Without me, yeah
Without her!
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Number five with a bullet
Climbing up the chart
[Laura]
Number five with a bullet
To your heart
Number five with a bullet
To your heart
Number five with a bullet
To your heart
Number five with a bullet
[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
To your heart!

[Instrumental Break]

Number five with a bullet
[Ian]
Can you feel my hungry kiss?
[Laura]
I've made love a thousand times
But nothing can touch this
[Ian]
Touch this!
[Laura]
Whoa!

[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends]
Number five with a bullet
[Ex-Girlfriends]
And she's climbing up the chart

[Rob, spoken]
STOP! Show me no more!
Congratulations, Laura, you made it!

[Laura & Ex-Girlfriends, sung]
Number five with a bullet
And that bullet's heading
Straight to your heart!
Yeah!