I Slept With Someone (Who Slept With Lyle Lovett)

How did the deed go down?

How did it come to be?

Why should this great bounty fall

To a regular Joe like me?



I talked about my broken heart

I cried like some pathetic slob

It was low and it was desperate

But it sure as hell did the job



'Cause I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett

Yes, I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett



I can't believe how much my life has improved

I'm sleeping with a rock star

Well, a rock star once removed



Yes, I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett

Yes, I love it that my lover slept with Lyle



There we were just a-chattin' 'bout our exes

Now I'm in bed with a girl who bed

The coolest guy in Texas

Maybe Lyle and me will be buddies someday

And he can send some more

Sloppy seconds my way

Hey!



I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett

And if I had a boss

I'd say take this job and shove it

Yahoo!



I was kind of nervous, 'cause it's been a while

But if you flipped her over

I'll bet you'd see a smile



Yes, I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett

[Spoken]

Who slept with Julia Roberts

Who starred with Campbell Scott

Who did a film with Kyra Sedgwick

Who slept with Kevin Bacon! Hey!



[Sung]

I slept with someone

Who slept with Lyle Lovett

And I love it that my lover

Is a gal all guys would covet

Yes, I love it that my lover slept with Lyle



Yee-haw!