"Hey Garrett I've got a new track for you to mix, I've been kind of experimenting a little bit but I think you'll really like this, this is hella fire." *Intstrumental*

*Beep*

"Yo G, it's [unintelligible] yo, okay, I've got a fantastic album cover idea, um, okay, so you're like a big fan of The Beetles. Do you know that John Lennon album where he and his wife just stand in front of the camera completely butt-naked?"

*Beep*

"Hey man, it's Chase Akers, I got your email. The tracks are cool, most of them sound fine, um, honestly i'm really not interested in working on this project, um, considering your budget I would honestly go to Fiver, and get a guitar player for five bucks, that seems more your speed. By the way, did your mom change her phone number? I've been trying to reach her for a couple wee-"

*Beep*

"Hey babe, it's your wife, in the room next to you. Hey, could you not sing on your keyboard at 3am in the morning? Some of us have to get up at 5:30 in the morning, and by some of us, I mean me. I have to get up at 5:30, and go to work. I'm not mad, i'm not. But you may not see your game consoles when you wake up in the afternoon. K, love you, bye."

*Beep*